Oozage 

The excretions of old people.

You can borrow my car to take my mum town, but make sure she leaves no oozage on the seats or handles.

Oozage by TCP&F July 15, 2023

ANAL OOZAGE

terd sweat that seeps out ones ass while eating pussy

oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the best way to stop me from shitting my pants?!?!!!?

ANAL OOZAGE by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008

oofage

The feeling of When you get totally owned

Do you feel the oofage?!

oofage by ThatSwagBag48 November 8, 2019

oozaga 

Galactic, interplanetary word for a friendly well wishing hello, hi ya, hows it going, greetings, well tidings, howdy de do. It's hi with excited anticipation for good things to come.
Because it crosses all earth language barriers, the subtle meanings and interpretations are all in the tonal quality and pronunciation of the "oo". The longer, the friendlier. But the basic overal tone carries the feeling "hi, we meet, more good stuff will now happen" This understanding transcends all misunderstandings that have every happened prior anywhere or anywhen.

Oozaga, nice to meet you.

oozaga by Lillyarts July 22, 2007

Oopage 

When a penis accidentally, barely and momentarily penetrates a woman's vagina while "mopping"

My bitch and I had an oopage while she was mopping my unit.

Oopage by Emmy Petuina November 12, 2010