oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the best way to stop me from shitting my pants?!?!!!?
by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008
The excretions of old people.
You can borrow my car to take my mum town, but make sure she leaves no oozage on the seats or handles.
by TCP&F July 15, 2023