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The excretions of old people.
You can borrow my car to take my mum town, but make sure she leaves no oozage on the seats or handles.
Oozage by TCP&F July 15, 2023
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ANAL OOZAGE

terd sweat that seeps out ones ass while eating pussy
oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the best way to stop me from shitting my pants?!?!!!?
ANAL OOZAGE by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008
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The feeling of When you get totally owned
Do you feel the oofage?!
oofage by ThatSwagBag48 November 8, 2019
Galactic, interplanetary word for a friendly well wishing hello, hi ya, hows it going, greetings, well tidings, howdy de do. It's hi with excited anticipation for good things to come.
Because it crosses all earth language barriers, the subtle meanings and interpretations are all in the tonal quality and pronunciation of the "oo". The longer, the friendlier. But the basic overal tone carries the feeling "hi, we meet, more good stuff will now happen" This understanding transcends all misunderstandings that have every happened prior anywhere or anywhen.
oozaga by Lillyarts July 22, 2007
When a penis accidentally, barely and momentarily penetrates a woman's vagina while "mopping"
My bitch and I had an oopage while she was mopping my unit.
Oopage by Emmy Petuina November 12, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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