Onlyfaps

The way every onlyfans relationship ends. Only Fans does not mean only fans get to fuck. They should rename it only friends or lonely fans. Here's a better idea, don't be a fan, be a man and hire a real prostitute.

mom. my son onlyfaps i'm never gonna get grand kids. Hows Your Girlfriend doing?
David. i told you mom, I broke up with that tease. I wanted kids, she didnt.
mom. you should try onlyfags .

by byeb September 1, 2021

onlyfans

Pornhub if it was managed by Electronic Arts.

Who the hell pays $20 per month for this girl's onlyfans content!?

by Tsjaad_Donderlul November 9, 2020

onlyfans

monetizing loneliness

Guy: onlyfans?
Girl: yes i post nudes

by jhnny June 6, 2020

OnlyFans

A website where one can sell their nudes in an attempt to escape their retail job.

Josh: Bro! I just made $100 on my OnlyFans!
Derrick: And all you had to do was learn how to pole dance...
Josh: Better than retail.

by thanks.frank September 3, 2019

OnlyFans

A website where you can upload amateur porn, anything from double penetration all the way over to lewd cosplay and everything in between

"I think all of it is cool" -iDubbbz after his girlfriend opened an OnlyFans account.

by ChickenChad May 2, 2020

OnlyFans

Patreon for hoes.

Guy *speaking* - "$20 a month for this bunch of crap?"
Guy *thinking* - "I want her to sit on my face"
Guy *purchases her OnlyFans*

by MaverickMurphy January 12, 2021

OnlyFans

Soundcloud for hoes

She quit her job and went full-time on OnlyFans.

by NearlyAnderthal September 10, 2020