OnlyFams

n. own-lee-famz

1. When you put your family before and above everything else.
2. OnlyFans, but for inbred families. Subcriptions cost nothing, because it's for family. See also: IncestFlix

Dominic Toretto: x might be strong, but not as strong as family #onlyfams

Siblings: We are from Alabama
Some Guy: I reckon y'all have onlyfams?

by coomer19 December 10, 2021

ONLYFAMS

Onlyfams is my family. Nine great and sweet women I've ever known. They are so cool and kind to me. I love them, they are not only my friends but also family.

-BananaBella

Onlyfams is my family.

by 1997skid September 5, 2021

onlyfans

Pornhub if it was managed by Electronic Arts.

Who the hell pays $20 per month for this girl's onlyfans content!?

by Tsjaad_Donderlul November 9, 2020

onlyfans

monetizing loneliness

Guy: onlyfans?
Girl: yes i post nudes

by jhnny June 6, 2020

Onlyfaps

The way every onlyfans relationship ends. Only Fans does not mean only fans get to fuck. They should rename it only friends or lonely fans. Here's a better idea, don't be a fan, be a man and hire a real prostitute.

mom. my son onlyfaps i'm never gonna get grand kids. Hows Your Girlfriend doing?
David. i told you mom, I broke up with that tease. I wanted kids, she didnt.
mom. you should try onlyfags .

by byeb September 1, 2021

OnlyFans

A website where one can sell their nudes in an attempt to escape their retail job.

Josh: Bro! I just made $100 on my OnlyFans!
Derrick: And all you had to do was learn how to pole dance...
Josh: Better than retail.

by thanks.frank September 3, 2019

OnlyFans

A website where you can upload amateur porn, anything from double penetration all the way over to lewd cosplay and everything in between

"I think all of it is cool" -iDubbbz after his girlfriend opened an OnlyFans account.

by ChickenChad May 2, 2020