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The sexiest man alive! There is no one who coordinates life better than him. His ability to spread love wherever he goes is astonishing. He also has one of the biggest dicks in the game. Every man wants to be like him, every woman wants to be with him.

And he is not a child molestor. Believe me. I know the truth can be puzzling sometimes.
Damn, he really wasn‘t creepy at all. Such an Onkil.
Onkil by OnkilLover123 November 21, 2021
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Oneil is a variation of Irish name O'neill.

It translates as the Son Of Neil.

Neil = Champion therefore Oneil means Son of the Champion
You see that guy over there?
His ancestors were champions, thats why he is called Oneil.
Oneil by oneil9 January 19, 2013
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Onkil • oneilia • onil • oSkill • oinkily • Okily-dokily • Onhill • onileba • onkel • Onkelgriff
In a very oink loving and oink-like sense, in a sense of oink is superior.
He was playing very oinkily
oinkily by The-oink-lover November 24, 2020
THE goat
hi onille
onille by THEGOAT69 May 2, 2017

Duke Onkled 

The ruler of Gamelon in the shitty Zelda CD-i series. Leads King Harkinian into a trap, so Link has to save his ass. He is extremely popular in Youtube poops, where it is revealed that he owns a diner where he sells potato chips, pizza, and spaghetti. It is right next to Gwonam's restaurant, the Squadallah Burger.
Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!
Duke Onkled by Tyrannasaurus Alan February 24, 2010

Okilidokilies 

A large and fancy word used as a synonym of the plain old "okay".
"Hey, wanna go chill at the mall?"
"Okilidokilies"
Okilidokilies by WAYtoomuchawesome January 10, 2010

okily dokily 

a better way of saying okey dokey
-how are you?
-okily dokily!
okily dokily by lalalauraxx January 19, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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