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A terrible youtuber, singer, and father. A man who can't take criticism and attacks his critics for their looks and personality, instead of actually debating their points. He only cares about views and gets incredibly angry when people use his name to get views when he has made countless videos about Shane Dawson, Eugenia Cooney, Jojo Siwa, the Paul brothers, etc. He claims to support and love the LGBTQ+ community, even claiming that he's gay (even though he has had 2 wives). Despite all this bullshit he's done, he still has 11k subscribers.
"Did you see Onision's new video?"
"Why bother, it's probably just another stupid fucking Shane Dawson video."
Onision by pianomuncher January 6, 2019
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Oniss • onissa • Onision • onisionphobic • onism • Ouissam • Onias • onish • onisha • Orissa
A fucking dickhead. He breaks the law, manipulates his fans and tries to make people think he’s a good person.

Just call him Onion.
The appropriate way to respond to a Onion Fan:

Someone: “I love Onision!”
You: “Fuck you too then.”
Onision by Fishxgod January 3, 2019

omnissiah 

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.
"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"
omnissiah by comofo April 4, 2019

Lie of omission 

A lie when you purposely dont tell someone something cause you know they won't like it. Any lie is still a lie.
You committed a lie of omission by not telling me you cheated with your ex.
Lie of omission by DoNotLie August 13, 2017

Onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson and false accusations. He also likes to give pointless childish responses to actual criticism. In fact when he sees someone criticizing him he decides to take their hard earned money. And you know he’s also got this weird obsession with bananas, I dunno what that’s about.
“Hey look at this onision video.”
“Why are you showing me that? Don’t you know I’m onisionphobic?”
Onisionphobic by Arist0tle September 28, 2019

onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson, false accusations, and also likes to give pointless childish responses to actually criticism. In fact when he sees the criticism he just decides to take their money, he decides to take their hard earned money l, and you know he’s also got this WEIRD weird obsession with bananas.
She’s an Onisionphobic

Please stay away from me Mr.Onion
onisionphobic by MyaSkye September 28, 2019
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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