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One direction

5 boys who said they were going to come back in 18 months. Where the fuck is 1D now
It been 45 months since one direction said they were doing on a 18 month break.

One direction

Terrible dancers :)

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lou : it'd just be amazing to be remembered like..they boy-band,at my time,one direction,they just had fun...we're just normal guys..but terrible dancers

One direction

A band of liars that consists of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik (who left March 25 2015 I still cry about it.) None of them know how long 18 months is but Directioners still love our baby boys and we will wait forever.
Person 1: what’s your favourite band

Person 2: One Direction
Person 1: but they broke up pick another band

Person 2: I said One Direction ok they are the best boys on this planet and you can’t change my mind
One direction by Izxy April 22, 2019

One Direction

Currently on DAMN H-I-A-T-U-S. Who doesn't care what others say. Even if Zayn has left the band, he is still the 5th member of the band no matter what. They were 5 from start and will end as 5.

They are very talented, generous, kind, loving, handsome, idiots, non dancers, guys who make your eyes roll and smile at the end, trouble makers, loves every single hater and lover, believes in spreading love and love. Many people say they are untalented and shit, never loved them when they were in the band but started loving as they went solo.
NON-Directioner: I started loving their solo
Directioner: Bitch how bow NO?

NON-Directioner: One Direction is done. They broke up, They are not coming back.
ME: Bitch the are on a fucking HIATUS! H-I-A-T-U-S! Get that damn straight in your deadass brain!
One Direction by justanoraml1Dgirl November 5, 2017

One direction

One direction is a lying band that said they will be back in 18 months but 18 months turned into 5 years
Girl 1: do you like one Direction

Girl 2: yeah but I have trust issues because of them

Girl 1:why
Girl 2: it’s been 5 years not 18 months
One direction by :)Aaliyah November 5, 2020

One Direction

Possibly world's bestest and biggest boyband. Dumb people say they're only famous for their looks, but it's so much more than that. They can definitely sing and write songs. It's very difficult to name any bad song of theirs, because there are none. And from naive people's view, they think that One Direction fanbase composed of only those crazy teenagers. But damn! ONE DIRECTION FANDOM CONSIST OF TEENS(definitely), kids, and even older people. The best thing about One Direction is, they're so much more than a band. They saved millions of lives through their music and just by being themselves, which a lot of people will never understand because they need to get the fuck outta here and go buy a brain. Their fans are called "Directioners" and please don't bother messing with a Directioner, or else they'll make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly as possible. I swear you've probably heard the "craziness" of One Direction atleast once in a lifetime.
Person: Why are you so obsessed over One Direction? They don't even know you
Directioner: Why are you breathing? You're gonna die anyway.
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