One bird one stone

Like I wanted to do two things but could only do one but that was the one I needed and the other was a want

Ex) like you tried to do 2:1 but it didn’t work but at least you got 1:1

Last night it was a one bird one stone kind of situation

One bird one stone by Yo_Mo May 9, 2026

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

Killing Two Stones With One Bird by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

Killing Two Stones With One Bird by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

Killing Two Stones With One Bird 

To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.

Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.

Killing Two Stones With One Bird by Implying713 June 24, 2011

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird 

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

Kill Two Stones, With One Bird by TailsFox May 11, 2018

Killing one bird with two stones or more 

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

Killing one bird with two stones or more by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022

Killing one bird with two stones or more 

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.

Killing one bird with two stones or more by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022