On the God

An accidental variant of 'on God' used by certain individuals after being confronted for talking to children

Creep: "Yo, on the God, are y'all boutta jump me?"
Catcher: "Nah nah, we were just walking… ofc we're gonna jump you!"

On the God by error_crusader8 June 5, 2026

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to God on the big white telephone by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga 

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh

1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga by princheska December 1, 2023

I have the power of god and anime on my side 

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the power of god and anime on my side by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019