ExcusemesirWTF's definitions

SANES

WAnNa HAvE A BAd TOm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Sanes: I AM SANES
Me: Fuck you, I'm me.

by ExcusemesirWTF February 20, 2019

pls no

When you tell somebody to stop before they make a huge mistake

Player: I will drop this doll into the lava
Guide: pls no

by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

Pp/pianissimo

pp, or pianissimo, is a kind of note that you must play very softly. Don't think pp is that body part around your crotch.

fucking internet perverts.

Music Teacher: Pianissimo, abbreviated as pp,
Students: *Giggles hysterically*
Music Teacher: You are aware that you all are going to get detention at free time, aren't you?
Student: Pp/pianissimo is basically soft penis, lol.

by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

November 12th

The day Stan Lee died. Press F to pay respects

NOOO! STAN LEE DIED ON NOVEMBER 12TH!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 21, 2019

r/entitledparents

mY CHiLD DEsErVEs iT CuZ u 2 0Ld 4 iT

EM: MY CHILD DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU!
EG (Entitled Git): YEAH!
Me: Well, you should've got it yourself. r/entitledparents. Look it up.

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

stpo

When a little kid is so angry he can't spell 'stop' right

Troller: *Hacks the server*
Little Kid: U HDA BETTERR STPO OR I CLAL ADMNIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019