Definitions by ExcusemesirWTF

Pulling an Ariana Grande 

Turning White to Black/Brown

-Hey your dog used to be white right?
-Yeah but now his fur is brown, he's pulling an ariana grande

Pulling an Ariana Grande by ExcusemesirWTF June 15, 2021

pls no 

When you tell somebody to stop before they make a huge mistake

Player: I will drop this doll into the lava
Guide: pls no

pls no by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

Pp/pianissimo 

pp, or pianissimo, is a kind of note that you must play very softly. Don't think pp is that body part around your crotch.

fucking internet perverts.

Music Teacher: Pianissimo, abbreviated as pp,
Students: *Giggles hysterically*
Music Teacher: You are aware that you all are going to get detention at free time, aren't you?
Student: Pp/pianissimo is basically soft penis, lol.

Pp/pianissimo by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

SANES 

WAnNa HAvE A BAd TOm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Sanes: I AM SANES
Me: Fuck you, I'm me.

SANES by ExcusemesirWTF February 20, 2019

r/entitledparents 

mY CHiLD DEsErVEs iT CuZ u 2 0Ld 4 iT

EM: MY CHILD DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU!
EG (Entitled Git): YEAH!
Me: Well, you should've got it yourself. r/entitledparents. Look it up.

r/entitledparents by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

stpo 

When a little kid is so angry he can't spell 'stop' right

Troller: *Hacks the server*
Little Kid: U HDA BETTERR STPO OR I CLAL ADMNIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

stpo by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

The most powerful being in history 

The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.

Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers

The most powerful being in history by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019