On Hank

On Hank is a ultimatum , if you put something “On Hank” it is similar to putting something on your mother or on god , if you lie on Hank you either experience a two week ban or exile .

“Bro on Hank I got a 21 on my act “

On Hank by Hankiyh May 24, 2026

hank on a glass 

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

hank on a glass by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

stank on your hank 

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina

dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.

stank on your hank by arytna February 25, 2023

stank on your hank 

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina

dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.

stank on your hank by arytna February 25, 2023

Cum on my Hanky 

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto

Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"

Cum on my Hanky by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009