Omnism

Belief in the VALIDITY of all religions.

I believe in omnism.

by contemplate November 18, 2013

Omnism

Belief in all gods and all religions.

My religion is Omnism, I am an Omnist.

by Ladiesman92 January 2, 2011

omnism

The paradigm in which time is two circles of equal diameter intersecting each other at at the same diameter.

One circle represents supersymmetry (infinity) and the other circle represents uncountability (metaformalism).

In omnism metaformalism and supersymmetry intersect at a ninety-degree-lateral angle and and spin at discrete frequencies with respect to each other to create individual particles.

The individual particles of matter are located variegatedly in space due to the phenomenon of superposition.

by sandraxine December 16, 2021

evolutionary omnism

Evolutionary Omnism (Evo-Omnism) is a philosophical framework that integrates diverse belief systems, including science, language, mathematics, music, and all subjects, emphasizing the evolution of ideas and belief systems over time. It values personal growth, self-improvement, adaptability, and the understanding of multiple perspectives, advocating for a multi-faceted and context-dependent view of truth. Community and collective learning are fundamental to its practice, promoting respect and collaboration among individuals from various backgrounds.

Embracing Evolutionary Omnism allows individuals to appreciate the interconnectedness of all knowledge, fostering a deeper understanding of diverse perspectives and promoting continuous personal growth.

by Fred D. Ray August 17, 2024

omnissiah

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.

"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"

by comofo April 4, 2019

Omnishambles

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

by arthurdent November 29, 2012

Omnisexual

Omnisexuality is fairly similar to a person who identify's as pansexual, but a little different. An omnisexual person does identify themselves and other's as a gender, rather than being gender-blind like a pansexual person would. Omnisexual people have an attraction to all gender's, but tend to like one gender more than the rest.

Person: Hey uh... I'm coming out as omnisexual!...
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!

by peachy.cloud April 30, 2020