Omnist

An individual who believes all gods, and religions.

I am an omnist.

by Ladiesman92 January 2, 2011

Omnist

A religion or way of thinking that encompasses believing in all religions, or believing that all religion has the possibility to be the correct outcome. AKA: agnostic on hipster steroids. AKA: a proper version of neutralist

Jo: "hey dave... are you christian?"
Dave: "Eh.. sort of... im omnist.. so that includes christian"
Jo: "okayyy"

by Loopwhole January 10, 2019

Jesus Omnist

Someone who is a Jesus Omnist is someone who practices Omnism in a sense that we are one with all religions. But specifically with Jesus being the messiah, the son of god, the belief that Jesus Christ is the common denominator. What does this mean? Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Muslim, amongst others, of him being acknowledged all define what encompasses Jesus Omnism. we don't discredit any messiah's path but we point to written evidence that acknowledges the walk of Christ.

That guy believed that Christ was his savior. But he's reading the Quran. He's such a Jesus Omnist.

by daniellethecreative_ February 24, 2022

Zodiac Omnist

Someone who identifies with all zodiac signs.

As a Zodiac Omnist, he studies all the signs, believing that everyone has aspects of every sign within them.

by EternalSerpent June 23, 2023

omnitextual

Someone willing to text through a diverse array of messaging platforms.

Omnitextual: someone willing to text through a diverse array of messaging platforms.

He asked me if I preferred SMS, Facebook, or Hangouts. I said I was OK with anything, I'm an omnitextual.

by SergejB January 20, 2016

omnissiah

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.

"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"

by comofo April 4, 2019

Omnishambles

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

by arthurdent November 29, 2012