Oliver K

A weird guy that just follows you around whilst talking about trains

John: "I really like trains"
Paul: "You sound like a right Oliver Kirkby"

by calceo April 16, 2024

Oliver Klozoff

A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.

Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....

by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010

Oliver Kennedy

Another word For a Piece of Shit and a Lover of male Monkeys

Person 1 : I need to go to the bathroom and take the fattest Oliver Kennedy

Person 2 : Don't you mean Shit ?

Person 1 : No I mean Oliver Kennedy Its another Word for shit

Person 2 : I heard that the guy who used to give out Free Gynaecology Sessions for men

Person 1 : Exactly He's and Absolute Piece of shit

by Oliver Kennedy SUCKS1234 July 23, 2019

oliver kinda exists

An amazing TikToker and Instagram user who is in the Pokémon fandom. He is also known as Colress’ husband. Xe has amazing art talent and draws super cute things

“Hey, have you heard of oliver kinda exists? He’s amazing!!”-Person 1
“No I haven’t”-Person 2
“You’re a loser then”-Person 1

by Torrinalay March 11, 2022

Oliver Kelly

Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.

Watching Oliver Kelly bat is like watching grass grow, paint dry and snails walk.

by Taj Longdong March 12, 2023

Oliver o'keefe

A faggot who plays fortnite all the time, is literally the gayest shit I have ever met. Never mind actually Oliver is the sexiest, most beautiful boy I have ever seen. He has a massive cock too, a whopping 12 inch. If he shoves it up your asshole you have no hope in living as it is just too big.

"my boyfriend has a massive dick" says Paul
"Ah so your boyfriend is an Oliver o'keefe " says John

by Penissucker2 June 27, 2018

Oliver er kul

Oliver er super kul!

ITS a cool guy ITS oliver er kul

by Emil1 March 11, 2020