A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....
An amazing TikToker and Instagram user who is in the Pokémon fandom. He is also known as Colress’ husband. Xe has amazing art talent and draws super cute things
“Hey, have you heard of oliver kinda exists? He’s amazing!!”-Person 1
“No I haven’t”-Person 2
“You’re a loser then”-Person 1
Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.
Watching Oliver Kelly bat is like watching grass grow, paint dry and snails walk.
A faggot who plays fortnite all the time, is literally the gayest shit I have ever met. Never mind actually Oliver is the sexiest, most beautiful boy I have ever seen. He has a massive cock too, a whopping 12 inch. If he shoves it up your asshole you have no hope in living as it is just too big.
"my boyfriend has a massive dick" says Paul
"Ah so your boyfriend is an Oliver o'keefe " says John