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Oliver Klozoff
A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.
Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....
Oliver Klozoff by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010
Oliver Kennedy
Person 1 : I need to go to the bathroom and take the fattest Oliver Kennedy
Person 2 : Don't you mean Shit ?
Person 1 : No I mean Oliver Kennedy Its another Word for shit
Person 2 : I heard that the guy who used to give out Free Gynaecology Sessions for men
Person 1 : Exactly He's and Absolute Piece of shit
Person 2 : Don't you mean Shit ?
Person 1 : No I mean Oliver Kennedy Its another Word for shit
Person 2 : I heard that the guy who used to give out Free Gynaecology Sessions for men
Person 1 : Exactly He's and Absolute Piece of shit
Oliver Kennedy by Oliver Kennedy SUCKS1234 July 23, 2019
oliver kinda exists
An amazing TikToker and Instagram user who is in the Pokémon fandom. He is also known as Colress’ husband. Xe has amazing art talent and draws super cute things
“Hey, have you heard of oliver kinda exists? He’s amazing!!”-Person 1
“No I haven’t”-Person 2
“You’re a loser then”-Person 1
“No I haven’t”-Person 2
“You’re a loser then”-Person 1
oliver kinda exists by Torrinalay March 11, 2022
Oliver Kelly
Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.
Oliver Kelly by Taj Longdong March 12, 2023
Oliver o'keefe
A faggot who plays fortnite all the time, is literally the gayest shit I have ever met. Never mind actually Oliver is the sexiest, most beautiful boy I have ever seen. He has a massive cock too, a whopping 12 inch. If he shoves it up your asshole you have no hope in living as it is just too big.
Oliver o'keefe by Penissucker2 June 27, 2018
Oliver er kul
Oliver er kul by Emil1 March 11, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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