Oldblivious

The state of old people being unaware of what's going on around them.

When driving and an elderly person seems to not notice when they cut you off. It's not that they are being aggressive, they're just oldblivious.

Oldblivious by sxribble2 August 28, 2010

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

Captain Oblivious by bliumchik June 3, 2009

Oblivious 

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

Oblivious by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblivious 

Unaware.

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.

Oblivious by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

oblivious 

ADJ. Not having a keen conscious awareness; Lacking memory (forgetful)

1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster.

2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.

oblivious by Steve Beger March 12, 2004