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oil well 

v. sex move: sexing a woman in the anus until you hit black gold.
I totally did the oil well last night until the room stank.
oil well by garfffffffff May 3, 2010

The oil well 

When a male and or female has a bad case of the runs and you stick you're fingers in their anus causing their asshole to gush diarrhea like you just struck oil
Jack - "Damn, dude. I tried to finger my girls pooper last night but i ended up striking some oil."
Todd - "gross! Sounds like you were the victim of THE OIL WELL!"
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South Brunswick oil well 

while you're dipping spread the asshole w both thumbs and spit into his/her rectum and proceed to penetrate
I gave my girl a south brunswick oil well during sex and she had Tabacco residue around her asshole for weeks

Alaskan Oil Well 

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.
It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.
Alaskan Oil Well by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

oklahoma oil well 

A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.
"I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner."

Texas Oil Well 

The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.
Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.
Texas Oil Well by cj04 April 17, 2006
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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