Skip to main content

oh god oh fuck 

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.
John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck
oh god oh fuck by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020
Words you can keep

oh god oh fuck 

The thoughts of every marginalized individual when they look at a person and they're wearing Trump 2020 memorabilia.

Commonly used in situations where something either inconvenient or catastrophic is about to happen, and in joking.
Brown person: Hey, can I pet your dog?

Trump supporter: (turns around) Sure!

Brown person: oh god oh fuck
oh god oh fuck by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020

oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again 

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here
"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT 

what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode
OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT by Charuzu October 30, 2019

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

when shit go bad
(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

What the God, Oh my Fuck 

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!
1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next