oh duck

The perfect thing to say when a duck is attacking you, "oh fuck" is not an option.

Duck: *Attacks guy*
Guy 1: Oh duck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 09, 2020

your'e

A cursed and eldritch word that will cause all grammar knowing people on the planet to hunt you down.

Guy 1: Your'e stupid

Everyone else: You have lost permission to live

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 09, 2020

Cool.

What people say when they're extremely uninterested in what you're saying.

Guy 1: Hey look at my drawing!
Guy 2: cool.

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

You're mom

The better way of saying your mom.

Guy 1: you're mom ghay :sunglasses:
Guy 2: *roasted*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

you

The mysterious person who writes all definitions on this website, no one knows who they are.

Urban Dictionary is written by you!

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

oh god oh fuck

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020