sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

You're mom

The better way of saying your mom.

Guy 1: you're mom ghay :sunglasses:
Guy 2: *roasted*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

Fucking

A town in Austria.

Guy 1: I live in Fucking
Guy 2: What

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 09, 2020

you

The mysterious person who writes all definitions on this website, no one knows who they are.

Urban Dictionary is written by you!

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 22, 2020

oh duck

The perfect thing to say when a duck is attacking you, "oh fuck" is not an option.

Duck: *Attacks guy*
Guy 1: Oh duck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 09, 2020

oh god oh fuck

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020

go duck yourself

A very powerful insult that causes the target to turn into a duck.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: Go duck yourself
Guy 2: *Breaks all laws of evolution and biology and turns into a duck*

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 09, 2020