Qualities that closely resemble those of an ogre. Meaning the individual who posses ogresque qualities, is fat, extremely ugly and in worse cases, a tinted green.

Person 1: Hmmm. I love people watching sweetheart.
Person 2: yes yes. Oh my fuck, look at the one over there. That bitch posses the most ogresque qualities that i have ever seen.
Person 1: Thats my mother....
Person 2: i guess that means no sex tonight.... *sighs*

ogresque by scumslug October 18, 2009

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ogreist

One who believes shrek is god, as it was stated in the shrible donkey 6;21 "thy ogre who is god is I, shrek, as I am love and life" ogreist also eat onions daily as it was also stated in the shrible at several points. Every ogreist wishes to have shrek cum inside on onto them.

Guy1:"I'm a huge ogreist"
Guy2: "Faggot"
-Shrek then appears and takes guy2 an crush him into the shape of an onion-

ogreist by Gameplayer1500 February 8, 2015

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Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.

Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.

Secret Gay Orgies by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

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ogresexual

someone attracted to onions.

“last night I came out to my ogrephobic dad that I am ogresexual.”

ogresexual by OnionLovesChaaaaps May 31, 2018

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