Ogries

The ovaries of a female ogre, also known as an ogress

Shrek's wife is having hot flashes again. I bet her ogries are beginning to break down.

by The_dawg March 17, 2010

ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together

We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.

by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019

ogreswamp

When two people have a mean sex and they get their legs tangled during their intercourse session

Shrek: That was a mean ogreswamp last night, eh Fiona?

by Best Definitions May 30, 2015

ogresque

Qualities that closely resemble those of an ogre. Meaning the individual who posses ogresque qualities, is fat, extremely ugly and in worse cases, a tinted green.

Person 1: Hmmm. I love people watching sweetheart.
Person 2: yes yes. Oh my fuck, look at the one over there. That bitch posses the most ogresque qualities that i have ever seen.
Person 1: Thats my mother....
Person 2: i guess that means no sex tonight.... *sighs*

by scumslug October 18, 2009

ogreist

One who believes shrek is god, as it was stated in the shrible donkey 6;21 "thy ogre who is god is I, shrek, as I am love and life" ogreist also eat onions daily as it was also stated in the shrible at several points. Every ogreist wishes to have shrek cum inside on onto them.

Guy1:"I'm a huge ogreist"
Guy2: "Faggot"
-Shrek then appears and takes guy2 an crush him into the shape of an onion-

by Gameplayer1500 February 8, 2015

Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.

Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.

by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

ogresexual

someone attracted to onions.

“last night I came out to my ogrephobic dad that I am ogresexual.”

by OnionLovesChaaaaps May 31, 2018