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ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together
We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.
ballet orgies by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019
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ogreswamp 

When two people have a mean sex and they get their legs tangled during their intercourse session
Shrek: That was a mean ogreswamp last night, eh Fiona?
ogreswamp by Best Definitions May 30, 2015
Qualities that closely resemble those of an ogre. Meaning the individual who posses ogresque qualities, is fat, extremely ugly and in worse cases, a tinted green.
Person 1: Hmmm. I love people watching sweetheart.
Person 2: yes yes. Oh my fuck, look at the one over there. That bitch posses the most ogresque qualities that i have ever seen.
Person 1: Thats my mother....
Person 2: i guess that means no sex tonight.... *sighs*
ogresque by scumslug October 18, 2009
One who believes shrek is god, as it was stated in the shrible donkey 6;21 "thy ogre who is god is I, shrek, as I am love and life" ogreist also eat onions daily as it was also stated in the shrible at several points. Every ogreist wishes to have shrek cum inside on onto them.
Guy1:"I'm a huge ogreist"
Guy2: "Faggot"
-Shrek then appears and takes guy2 an crush him into the shape of an onion-
ogreist by Gameplayer1500 February 8, 2015

Secret Gay Orgies 

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
Secret Gay Orgies by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

ogresexual 

“last night I came out to my ogrephobic dad that I am ogresexual.”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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