Offendity

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.

Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.

"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"

by Jusmar March 4, 2013

Offendotron

Person/people offended by anything however innocuous inc. jokes and squirrels

"Oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?"
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked

"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported

by V-Minx December 22, 2014

Offendinista

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

by VinDSL July 9, 2020

Offendicitis

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

by r!sk January 31, 2012

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

Offensitive

Being sensitive to people who get offended too often.

“Please stop feeling so offended by everything. I’m very offensitive to your constant need for attention and validation”

by Sarah Fortino April 7, 2022

Offendtard

A person who goes out of their way to be offended by a joke or a term that somebody says. Typically an SJW, vegan, feminist or all three.

That hummus munching swap donkey with the big gunt and green hair reported my hilarious meme about the Orlando shootings to Facebook and got my account banned for three days. What an offendtard.

by Ciarán Patrick Boland June 22, 2016