Offendation

When you are offended that someone else is offended by something.

I'm utterly offended by your offendation.

by Thwargle May 18, 2022

Offendotron

Person/people offended by anything however innocuous inc. jokes and squirrels

"Oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?"
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked

"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported

by V-Minx December 22, 2014

offertation

When someone invites you somewhere and you decline.

Hey, want to go to that concert? Nah, but thanks for the offertation!

by litwords222 January 11, 2018

Offendotron

n. A weak mecha piloted by the perpetually offended. It is fueled by petty outrage diluted by the tears of the pilot.

"Why are people always finding reasons to be offended?"
"They need something to power their offendotron."

by TriggeringDisposition August 9, 2016

offermation

(n): Information that is given without being asked for; especially information that is useless or is unwanted. A lot like TMI.

"Did you hear about Abby and Norman, they got caught having sex in the park again." "Umm...thanks for the offermation...." OR "You know you really should lose some weight." "Well, thanks for that offermation."

by Mistress Evelyn of Doyleshire May 30, 2006

offention

the act offending people

you are under arest for offention

by spookythecheeselord January 11, 2022

offention

A measure of one's level of being offended.

You're causing my offention levels to rise.

by g0nad June 4, 2010