Off me 

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

Off me by Grisu October 27, 2008

off me 

when you just fucked some kids up in a game

me: *getting double teamed*
also me: *kills both of them*
ALSO ME: *GET OFF MEEEE*

off me by TheRealFlightReacts August 11, 2020

Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

Off me tits by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

Off me tits

A British English term for someone who's intoxicated on drugs or alcohol, sometimes both.

I've been using so much, I've been off me tits for weeks.

Off me tits by enemy-spotted February 10, 2019

Off me lips 

when your off your head or drunk or just "off your lips" with a bouge or cowie

oooo rites am off me lips

Off me lips by mark watson April 8, 2007

off me head 

Extremely drunk/high

I was off me head drunk last night

off me head by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

Off me later 

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

Off me later by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021