off-menu
Something that is not necessarily mainstream, but isn't something some hipster would brag about. Just something uncommon.
off-menu by ->llxTheDevourerxll July 31, 2014
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going off-menu
choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life
I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.
Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
going off-menu by Insidivs February 2, 2010
going off-menu
Dude 1: Can you believe Jesse James is going off-menu for Marilyn Manson?
Dude 2: Dude, apparently she lets him park his hot rod in her monster garage like 5 times more per week than Sandra Bullock.
Dude 2: Dude, apparently she lets him park his hot rod in her monster garage like 5 times more per week than Sandra Bullock.
going off-menu by don't ask jeeves September 8, 2011
We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
ordering off the menu
While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.
You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
ordering off the menu by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012
order off the kids' menu
v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.
essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.
order off the kids' menu by VRB October 27, 2005
Eating off the dollar menu
A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Eating off the dollar menu by Tha6foota May 11, 2009
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