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experience of a lifetime 

The experience of a lifetime cannot be taken lightly nor summed up in a single word. It should be earth moving and soul lifting. The smile on your face will reflect it every single day. Your heart will definitely race.
The love, joy and happiness my Pamela has overflowed me with is the experience of a lifetime.

trip of a lifetime 

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday
person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat
trip of a lifetime by v_k2009 October 16, 2010

dicking of a lifetime 

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

Performance of a lifetime 

AH's performance in court. dramatic production.
AH gave the performance of a lifetime in court & lost.

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

Comeback of a life time 

if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."
i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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