Definitions by Kroenig

Of a lifetime 

An overused term designed to generate artificial enthusiasm for some mundane experience.

I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!

Of a lifetime by Kroenig September 11, 2019

Spider fuck 

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

Spider fuck by Kroenig September 21, 2009