Kroenig's definitions

Of a lifetime

An overused term designed to generate artificial enthusiasm for some mundane experience.

I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!

by Kroenig September 11, 2019

Spider fuck

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

by Kroenig September 21, 2009