2 definitions by Tara McGowan-Ross

Jamia Nestor - (Jay•Mee•Aah Nehst•Orr)
Jamia Nestor is quite possibly the luckiest girl of all time. Though there is controversy, most people say she is married to My Chemical Romance's guitarist, Frank Iero. Contrary to popular belief, she is most certainly good enough for him if she makes him happy. Teeniebopper fangirls must learn to accept that, or I will eat their brain. Like, now.
Me: So, Frank's like married now. You know that, right.
Best Friend: Yeah. Her name's like, Jamia or something?
Me: Jamia Nestor. Yeah, she's pretty.
Best Friend: He's happy. That's great. Good for him.
Me: ... you just died a little inside, didn't you?
Best Friend: In a gorey, painful sort of way.
by Tara McGowan-Ross November 26, 2006
Get the Jamia Nestor mug.
To octopate, octopation
To latch on to a person in a long-lasting, unwanted hug. Something similar to a glomp, except an octopation usually ends in a shove and a scream. Sometimes met with writhing and the yell of "RAPE! RAPE!"
1-"I tried to glomp Dave and he threw me off!"
"Wow, that's odd. He must have been having a bad day, it's really hard to octapote him."
2-"Marita totally octopated me outside my English class. Ew."
by Tara McGowan-Ross March 26, 2007
Get the Octopate mug.