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1.A place where girls go to have an amazing summer and create unforgetable memories.
2.Relating something back to the memories of oconto
Wow, tonight was beautiful! It reminds me of my summers at Oconto...
Oconto by zoe_margarett November 22, 2011

Oconto kiss

The act of pressing buttholes together and sending a fart from one butt to another.
"Big Michael smells weird today"

"That's because he got oconto kissed all night at the bachelor party last night"
Oconto kiss by Big Earl two April 19, 2019

oconto nebraska 

A small town of 143 people in the middle of nowhere. The town has two churches, an animal feed store, a gas station, a farm equipment store, and nothing else. There are nine children in the town, so if you don’t like someone you’re gonna have a pretty hard time avoiding them. The town is surrounded by corn fields to the North, East, West, South. Some theorize the only reason people actually live in such a barren wasteland is that the corn refuses to let them leave.
Oh, she’s from a town in the middle of nowhere.”

“Oconto Nebraska?”
“Yeah”

Oconto Falls, Wisconsin 

A mall town of under 5,000 residents. Contains the middle and high schools of the Oconto Falls School district. The large district accepts a schools from many tiny surrounding schools.

Oconto Falls is home to a large population of pregnant teens, druggies, and regular boozers.

See also Zero Falls, Oconto Falls Pond, and niglette.
Girl from Oconto: Hey, let's go to Oconto Falls, because Oconto only has Happy Garden, and hang out becuase it's better there.
Some other Girl from Oconto: You're damn right. Zero Falls is the shiznit.

Oconomowoc 

(pronounced O-con-o-mo-wok)

An Indian word that originally meant "falling water", currently the name of a mid-sized town in southern Wisconsin, almost directly inbetween Madison & Milwaukee.

Oconomowoc is best known for its unique & unpronounceable (to those outside of Wisconsin) name. Geographically, it's a beautiful town with more than its fair share of lakes, parks & beautiful homes. Socially, it's a stereotypical Lynchian nightmare of seething angst & frustration which bubbles just below the surface. Anyone who believes that Americans do not embrace class prejudice (like our British cousins) are invited to spend some time there to see first-hand just how important one's tax-bracket is to their community standing.

It also helps to be a staunch Catholic, but in word, not deed.
Dave: I'm going fishing.
Pat: Where?
Dave: Oconomowoc Lake.
Pat: Be sure you've got your fishing license, dude. They'll actually come out to your boat & ask to see it.
Dave: Fuckin' fish Nazi's.
Oconomowoc by A Capitol Idea February 15, 2008

Odontophilia 

Odontophilia is a particular type of fetish involving teeth. Odontophilia can involve such things as said person (odontophiliac) being aroused by:

1- licking your partner's teeth
2- leaving the imprint of their teeth on heir lover's skin or the other way around
3-Pulling out their partner's teeth or anything really having to do with dentistry.
If an Odontophilliac went with a friend to the dentists office and the friend was having a root canal, the said odontophiliac would more than likely insist that they be present during the procedure.