Occus 

Basically when a female is hot(usually used in British grime music)

“That girl is an occus.”

Occus by DemarMidRangeAssassin February 4, 2020

occasional furniture 

Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.

Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?

Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?

occasional furniture by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017

Rise to the occasion 

1. To meet the challenge of an event; to try extra hard to do a task.

2. To succeed in dealing with a difficult situation.

3. To do what is needed at the time.

4. To get a boner

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ex. 1. John was able to rise to the occasion and make the conference a success. It was a big challenge, but he rose to the occasion.

ex. 2. t's not easy to play your first match in front of a crowd that size but he certainly rose to the occasion.

ex. 3. When a crisis hits, will you rise to the occasion? She needed some help, so I rose to the occasion and volunteered my services.

ex. 4. He saw her breasts and then he rose to the occasion.

Rise to the occasion by The Ultimately One and Only September 26, 2010

Occupy Democrats 

An extreme leftist website that posts memes for people who are too stupid and lazy to read a newspaper. A lot of their statements are either misleading, highly exaggerated, or just plain false. They mostly attack the opposite side, and refuse to admit any faults in their own party or call out other democrats while at the same time never pointing out anything good done by the republicans.
It caters to the lowest denominator of democrats, just like Breitbart caters to the worst republicans.
They represent everything wrong with the democratic party. If you want to know why Trump won, look no further.

I'm liberal and I think Occupy Democrats is a joke.
I'm a real democrat, not one of these obnoxious Occupy Democrats idiots.

Occupy Democrats by awmm March 16, 2017

The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.

The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.

The Global Occult Coalition by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Then a miracle occurs 

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.

Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."

Then a miracle occurs by PsychoPuppyDad August 4, 2010

Occulture 

Blend of "occult" and "culture," coined by Professor Christopher Partridge.

Hidden culture. A sub culture within Western modern culture. The appropriation by a subculture of occult themes (New Age, etc.) in opposition to the dominant culture. A culture influenced by modern and post-modern literature and art, originating from the occult sciences - as understood by pre-Christian and subsequent unorthodox interpretations of the gospels, esoteric writings and Eastern sources.

An area of music, writing, visual art and para-religious practices stemming from the the occult. Heavily influenced by occultists such as Aleister Crowley, Gerald Gardner, Dion Fortune, Anton LaVey, Robert Anton Wilson, Austin Osman Spare and Brion Gysin.

Coil Current 93 Anton Robert Wilson Aleister Crowley Wicca paganism John Zorn Danny Carey Tool Brian Butler OTO Golden Dawn Freemasonry masonic Willian S. Burroughs Brion Gysin occulture

Occulture by Peter Pendragon November 27, 2013