occifer
Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test
Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
occifer by Light Joker November 11, 2004
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Occifer
Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.
Occifer by KillerMongaloid September 1, 2010
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Occifer
Durgatory term used by an individual to make fun of a police officer.
2. A mispronounced version of officer by an individual that is inebriated.
3. A word used in conjunction with "corrections" to define someone that always corrects the mistakes of others
2. A mispronounced version of officer by an individual that is inebriated.
3. A word used in conjunction with "corrections" to define someone that always corrects the mistakes of others
Excuse me police occifer , I didn't know I was swerving leaving work.
2. Yes occifer, Ill take that breathalyzer, I've only had 2 or 12 drinks.
3. My friend the corrections occifer always corrects me on everything right down to the smallest of mistakes!
2. Yes occifer, Ill take that breathalyzer, I've only had 2 or 12 drinks.
3. My friend the corrections occifer always corrects me on everything right down to the smallest of mistakes!
ocifer
oficer, pronounced when under the influence
ocifer
Ocifer Ocifer I'm not drunk. I only had tee martoonis and it took me all day sober to sunday up. The drunker I sit here he longer I get, but I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep i am. What'd ya mean "didn't see the arrow" ocifer. I didn't even see the indian
ocifer by FairyHM3254 August 11, 2024
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