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oficer, pronounced when under the influence
I swear to drunk I'm not god ocifer.
ocifer by Explain June 25, 2007
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When you're drunk and got pulled over.
Ocifer Ocifer I'm not drunk. I only had tee martoonis and it took me all day sober to sunday up. The drunker I sit here he longer I get, but I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep i am. What'd ya mean "didn't see the arrow" ocifer. I didn't even see the indian
ocifer by FairyHM3254 August 11, 2024
drunk pronunciation of the word officer
i swear to drunk i'm not God ociffer!
ociffer by stonerbabe April 2, 2004
The drunken word for "officer".
Man: How are you dis evenin' ociffer?
Police Officer: Sir, It's one in the afternoon.
ociffer by Wolfboy1988 July 21, 2005
The word officer pronounced under the influence of ALCOHOL!
is there a lobprem Ociffer.
Ociffer by B_man March 19, 2003
What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!
Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"
Ociffer by Liz August 13, 2004
a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)
Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
occifer by Light Joker November 11, 2004
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