ocifer 

oficer, pronounced when under the influence

I swear to drunk I'm not god ocifer.

ocifer by Explain June 25, 2007

ocifer 

When you're drunk and got pulled over.

Ocifer Ocifer I'm not drunk. I only had tee martoonis and it took me all day sober to sunday up. The drunker I sit here he longer I get, but I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep i am. What'd ya mean "didn't see the arrow" ocifer. I didn't even see the indian

ocifer by FairyHM3254 August 11, 2024

ociffer 

drunk pronunciation of the word officer

i swear to drunk i'm not God ociffer!

ociffer by stonerbabe April 2, 2004

ociffer 

The drunken word for "officer".

Man: How are you dis evenin' ociffer?
Police Officer: Sir, It's one in the afternoon.

ociffer by Wolfboy1988 July 21, 2005

Ociffer 

The word officer pronounced under the influence of ALCOHOL!

is there a lobprem Ociffer.

Ociffer by B_man March 19, 2003

Ociffer 

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

Ociffer by Liz August 13, 2004

occifer 

a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)

Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.

occifer by Light Joker November 11, 2004