obsesity

Roses are red.
Sugar is sweet.
It's not a disease--you're fat 'cause you eat.

My doctor asked if obsesity ran in my family, but I explained to him it was more of a hustled waddle if anything.

by Wud Geblume July 24, 2006

boob obsesed

You are obsessed with boobs

Dave:Man i am boob obsessed with you sister!!!
Rick:Dude!!!That's my sister so shut the fuck up!

by Whoever5 May 21, 2005

pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 01, 2005

Obsesed

The way everyone thinks is the correct way to spell obsessed but they are completely wrong.

I'm Obsesed with you!
Ew you cant even spell it right.

by IMawordmaker20 January 28, 2025