On the 17th of August, 2010 President Barack Obama was departing Seattle, Washington when an unidentified aircraft violated Air Force One's airspace. Two F-15E Strike Eagles were scrambled from the Oregon State Air National Guard. The resulting sonic boom was heard across western Washington. Many people thought the president's aircraft had been shot down, and the United States was at war. After the violating aircraft was found to be a single engine harbor-tour airplane, people nicknamed the whole incident Obooma.

Mike: "Hey, where were you during Obooma?"

Rick: "At work. I shit my fucking pants, I thought the Commies were invading"

Obooma by Flaminghottaco September 4, 2010

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Obombanation

OBOMBANATION…A NOSTALGIC REMINISCENCE
BY CURT HAMMOCK

From the quill of one man.
Is Beauty only skin deep?
Take a Chance on a blazon trail ?
Oh infatuated nation;
The change chatter Proclamation

All MEN are created Equal
Men are inspired by Words
But Emotion over Reason
Or Inspiration over perspiration?

Clearly Obama’s WRIGHT is wrong
Compassion must trump color allegiance
Tears of poverty constant
Media Bias clear as Ice

Hype is the culprit
The focus the chains
Remember the power of nature
The recitation of sacrifice

Endurance the foundation
The tolerance of woman
Again-All Men are created equal
All knowledge comes from pain

And what of our children
No Child born is punishment
Time does not alter the blessing
Faith demands Parity Allegiance

Not by Blind faith-leap
Time, tested, and true
Behind every successful man…
The tribulation of the Womb-man

Men, the tides have changed
Espouse the inevitable parity
Hang loose you say?
Beware of the rip I say!

Pierce the words & dilatory dissolutions
Time tested and true blue
All men are created equal…
Suspect is the female

Laudable, subvert sexism
The verdict—a Village

1. The use of clever speech, words, or phrases used by a politician with the intent and/or design to distract a nation from discovering the emptiness or truth behind such rhetoric or issue that such politician desires to divert the public eye from. "Watch this Obombanation."

2. "'Wright's' use of language like 'God damned Americans' was an Obombanation."

3. Media bias that results in sexism is an Obombanation.

Obombanation by Curt Hammock April 12, 2008

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Barack Obomba

The guy nobody knows the last name to

"Hey, whats Barack Obomba's last name."
"IDK."

Barack Obomba by LewdiestBear69 October 22, 2018

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obombaclot

A president who acts like he has been up a fat pussy and bleed on.

A president who has been used, bloodied, then thrown away.

A president who is a douche.

An instrument of Hillary Clinton.

A president who's International Relations mirrors Jimmy Carters.

A president who is like a chicago dog, long, spicy, and full of shit

a president who is like eating at uno's, thick, tough, and tasteless

a president who cowers to his wife, eats pie when her head is turned, and then is thrown away like Larry David.

Obombaclot asked Quadaffi to step down. Instead, Quadaffi rocketed him like a stinger.

Obombaclot, change we can believe in, in cycles.

The debt limit is about to be reached, obombaclot my yut, everythang plugin.

what the obombaclot, my electric car died in my garage.

obombaclot, my dollars only worth 20 cents

The roads in my town suck, obombaclot, the American recovery and reinvestment act has been building 2 miles of road for 3 years

I have testicular cancer, Obombaclot, they only care about breast cancer

I smoke, so does Obama, why the Obombaclot do i pay 40% taxes then

i like pie, obama like pie. everyone likes pie. why the fuck do we have to obombaclot listen to his wife then and eat pickles.

I dribe a mustang. Obombaclot drives a 757. climate change, what the obombaclot.

obombaclot by MrJohnLocke, etc, etc, ie, etc August 23, 2011

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