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obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.
when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.
obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017
A dude that simped over rin, ruined narutos life, and started a war. And also a dude that had one of the saddest deaths in naruto. At least my boi obito smashin rin in the afterlife.
Anessa: oh look it’s Tobi

Brooke: You mean obito?

Anessa: wtf bro u spoiled it
Obito by Magic fetus August 4, 2020

Obitchuhairy 

A derivative of the word obituary, pronounced (o-bitch-u-harry)

The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.
Jenny: "Are you ready?"

Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.

Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.
Obitchuhairy by Husky and Fugs March 4, 2011

obitchuary 

The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.

Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
obitchuary by LoloSmiles March 2, 2015

Obitchuary 

Notification of the death of a bitch that nobody cares about
I saw on youtube the otherday an obitchuary of somekinda tribute to some random girl that nobody cares about
Obitchuary by superiorbreed June 1, 2020

Obito uchiha 

Obito is the biggest simp for rin he started a whole war over a childhood crush
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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