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OBITCH

The OBitch listened to the Health Care speech when her husband demonized insurance companies, but she had her salary increased by two and a half times when Barack got elected to the Senate. Not bad since the Attorney was never trained as for a Health Care Administrator.
by KAISER44 September 11, 2009
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obitchuary

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.
when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.
by henro50 March 4, 2017
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Oitch

Business is growing, need to employ an Oitch to do the paperwork
by Charliechaps May 15, 2021
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obicham te

It"s a bulgarian word.It is the sweetest word,means i love you,i care,it"s a way to say to your beloved that he is something special and unique.You say that word,when u feel a true and pure love.
Relationships between man and women and the sweetest words which they say to each other to prove their feelings -Obicham te!(I love you)
by Katerina Delcheva February 3, 2007
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Obitchuhairy

A derivative of the word obituary, pronounced (o-bitch-u-harry)

The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.
Jenny: "Are you ready?"

Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.

Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.
by Husky and Fugs March 4, 2011
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obitchuary

The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.

Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
by LoloSmiles March 2, 2015
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Obicham te poveche ot Boiko da pravi magistrali

If someone have said it to you it means that they really love you.
Hei sladi obicham te poveche ot boiko da pravi magistrali
by That2maGICAL May 26, 2019
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