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Fat ass people who eat away there sorrows. They have no lifes! they sit there on there on there fat ass trying to put on their pants but they just don't button. FUCKING Mcdonals is who to blame. They feeed these damn beast all the fucking Big Macs they want. Then they go in to the bathroom and drop and effin load bigger then texas from all the damn grease they eat. They shit all over the walls. And they soon discover how cankles happpen. Then 20 minutes later they have a heartattack and DIE! And there body rots. (;
but it takes years to decompose.
WELL THERE YA BE.
OBEASE.

Sally: " hey peggie"
Peggie: "what?"
Sally: "look at debbie over there, she has gotten a little big"
Peggie: "nooooo i think she has gotten obease! Sally!"
Sally: "i think your right" (she wispers soo discreetly)
Peggie: "i think it's the Mcdonalds!"
Sally: " YOU MEAN THE BIG MACS!?!?!?!"
Peggie: " yuppp them damn big macs."
Obease. by PENNY RENOYLDS May 4, 2010
Words you can keep

obease neck 

When your neck is so fat that you have a flap of fat around your neck, usually in the back of your neck. that only occurs when you eat too many cats of the name Hailey. to get rid of that flap you have to lie in the sun for twelve hours.
hailey: "is my neck obease because i dont have a mirror.
suzie: "yeah you have an obease neck...."
hailey: |lets go lie under the sun!"
obease neck by Gogagirls July 9, 2010

obese wallet 

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."
Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"
obese wallet by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obese nigger 

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover
A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover
obese nigger by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.
Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*
Ur niece obese by Senior_squid March 15, 2018

obeast mode 

the evolution of feast mode. feast mode is like beast mode but performed only on foods. obeast mode is feast moding until the point of no return
c2 first beast mode feast mode and turned it into obeast mode
obeast mode by c2iv October 31, 2011
at least 3/4 of america
Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit.
obese by jake paul sucks August 4, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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