obdong 

obdong is someone who tries to be real about something and tries to be nice about it, but manages to piss people off by being to real. even when he is just trying to discuss something with someone, either the look on his face or the smell of your upper lip just pisses you off any way. obdong. you know him. you love him when he shuts up. obdong.

why is he being such an obdong about the cats? sure there is cat hair everywhere, and cat piss all over the carpet, and the house smells like cat shit, but why did he say something? he should just shut up and stop being such an obdong because they are MY cats, and cat shit is my life.

obdong by obdong May 6, 2005

Obdong 

When a cock seen from head on is too thick to be oblong but not quite a circle.

Her: big meaty is extra thick tonight, baby!
Him: he is in full obdong mode

Obdong by ultradaddy January 24, 2020

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

obongowo

Obongowo is an Ibibio word used to address an older adult male. It literally means a respectable man.

Obongowo, please forgive my reckless decision.

obongowo by Naya_Wonderama May 4, 2019

oblongular

The property of being an oblong. c.f. triangular.

"The patio is oblongular"

oblongular by carldr April 6, 2005

Barack Obonga 

Liberal, and popular with young pot smoking voters of america, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Democratic National Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.

Yo Kaff!!! Lets light up Barack Obonga!!

Barack Obonga by Vladashenko October 20, 2008

Medulla oblongata 

The medulla oblongata is the lower portion of the brainstem. It deals with autonomic functions, such as breathing and blood pressure. The cardiac center is the part of the medulla oblongata responsible for controlling the heart rate.

He has a tumor near his medulla oblongata.

Medulla oblongata by Javlin March 11, 2009