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Obama Money 

Money being distributed to inner city black people that while being interviewed make stupid remarks and have no clue how stupid they sound.

Also, money seized from people that have worked hard, saved and have done without all of their lives and then given to inner city black people as payment for their vote and continued support of the Obama administration.
Interviewer: What are you waiting in line for.
Inner city Black person: Obama Money.
Interviewer: Where does the money come from.
Inner city black person: The city, the state.
Interviewer: Where does the city or state get the money.
Inner city black person: From Obama.
Interviewer: Where does Obama get the money.
Inner city black person: I don't know, from his stash. That's why we voted for him, "Chant" Obama, Obama.
Obama Money by Expert Puss E Licker November 13, 2009

Obama money 

Imaginary money used to add to someones popularity
Guy 1: Whoa! your giving all that money to that thing!

Guy 2: NOOO! it's just obama money
Obama money by leim123456 March 1, 2010

obama took my money 

what you say when obama takes your money
Me: Oh no obama took my money
Obama: he he i took ur mone

Obamamoney 

The vast sums of money given secretly to the black population by Obama. This is not to be confused with Affirmative Action, where the Obama gives money to every minority in USA except the Armenians.
Tim: "Your grades are shit Tyrone.. how did you get into college?"

Tyrone: " I gat mah obamamoney frum the precident! man i luv callege!"

Tim: "WHERES MY OBAMAMONEY WTF"
Obamamoney by Eri0Chrome March 26, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026