When someone cosplays as Obama cosplaying as a doctor, gives you a prostate exam while fisting you and destroys your anus, then they pay the medic bills to reconstruct your anus.
Dude 1: What does she like?
Dude 2: She loves it when I put her on all fours and give her The Obama Care
A word used to cast obamacare in a more negative light by combining it with the name of the (former) leader of Al-Qaeda Osama Bin Laden.
Hey Did you hear about all the people who are losing their health care coverage under the affordable health care act!? Obamacare! They might as well call it Osamacare!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.