are either the living breathing scattered fragments of einstein's reincarnated braincells or are deranged bridge hermits who rock in bed with a horse crotch. either way, they are huge simps for a korean girlgroup called Loona and are delusional dumbasses with trust issues.
PS. NEVER trust an orbit
PS. NEVER trust an orbit
" LOONA TEASERS TONIGHT!"
"i don't believe you. you're an orbit."
"NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!"
"oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!"
"i don't believe you. you're an orbit."
"NO, ITS TRUE! THE MOON IS 79% CLOSER TO THE CLOUDS TONIGHT AND ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF MATHEMATICS, KEVIN CLEIN GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FIRST 4TH DIMENSIONAL GLASS OFFSPRING TODAY EXACTLY 120 YEARS AGO! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE TEASERS TODAY!"
"oh my god, really? orbits are so smart! jinsoul peg me!"
by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021
Get the orbits mug.The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.
{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.
by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019
Get the Polarity Oscillation Orbit mug.1 to accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.
2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.
2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.
“Why are you squinting, dear?” “It’s nothing. The grapefruit I was eating just orbisculated into my eye.”
by kidduninkindonuts September 30, 2020
Get the Orbisculate mug.The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.
That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.
by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015
Get the Beta Orbiter mug.A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.
He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.
If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.
He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.
If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.
Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.
by bladelaw January 3, 2006
Get the orbiter mug.Rock and roll singer and songwriter with distinctive voice, highly regarded by the likes of Elvis Presley and Bob Dylan. Perhaps best known for "Only the Lonely", "Crying", and "Pretty Woman". Many of his songs focused on his emotions and feelings and had a slight tone of vulnerability, in contrast to the more masculine rock n'roll image at the time.
Stagnated in the 70's but returned shortly before his death in '88 with "You got it".
Stagnated in the 70's but returned shortly before his death in '88 with "You got it".
by John1001 October 26, 2014
Get the Roy Orbison mug.Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?
by Spökmacka July 22, 2010
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