Orbisculate

1 to accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.

2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.

“Why are you squinting, dear?” “It’s nothing. The grapefruit I was eating just orbisculated into my eye.”

Orbisculate by kidduninkindonuts September 30, 2020

orbisculate

When a citrus fruit squirts your eye. The story was reported on both NPR and the CBC show "As it Happens."

My grapefruit orbisculated when I pushed a spoon into it this morning.

orbisculate by Web Slinger March 3, 2021

Orbisculate

As a VERB: What it’s called when a citrus fruit squirts juice as you attempt to eat, slice, or peel it.

As a NOUN: The juice that squirts out of a citrus fruit when attempting to eat, slice, or peel it.

V: I love grapefruit, but I know as soon as I stick the spoon in, it will orbisculate into my eye.

N: Ouch! I was peeling an orange and got some orbisculate in my eye!

Orbisculate by Christackleberry March 4, 2021

Orbisculate

To accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.

Ahh! That lemon just Orbisculated into my eye!

Orbisculate by IPLAYGAMESIDK March 30, 2023

Obisculatted 

When you try to open a citrus fruit and it squirts in your eye.

I personally think it can apply to other things. But best to stick to the original meaning. There is a reason ;)

Person #1: Ouch!
Person #2: What. What happened?
Person #1: I just squirted orange juice in my eye!
Person #2: Oh, you mean it obisculatted.

Obisculatted by OneStop #OWO(OnlyWroteOnce) May 6, 2021