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orbisgoated 

orbisgoated is the thickest, juiciest man in the world, his dick is 11.7 inches in length and 6 inches in girth, it curves upwards at 12.4 degrees and to the left at 7.3 degrees, his semen tastes like the most delicious thing on the planet and can be used as a dipping sauce for almost any food.

Many people love orbisgoated for how much semen he produces as he single handedly solved world hunger with a single pump.
Me: OMG! orbisgoated you are so hot!

orbisgoated: I know, now come over here and get to sucking.
orbisgoated by Cell Ballin July 22, 2024
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orbisgoated 

what is there to say, orb is goated.
Adam: orbisgoated
Discorbia: he really is goated
orbisgoated by Orbisgoated August 9, 2024
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square grouper

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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