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Orbism

A statement or opinion devoid of or contrary to logic. A statement made by a sophist or intellectual coward.
"black people commit more crimes because we determine crime to be that which black people do"? Nice orbism.
by Joe Teenwolf March 18, 2003
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Orbism

A contractual obligation to be anally-violated by a donkey, signed under false pretences.
The donkey’s lawyers were relieved to find that their client possessed a copy of the orbism. With this, the victims had no case, despite their valid complaints.
by Phil. G. Meng June 18, 2003
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Orbism

An amazing religion that worships the all seeing eye, our god. Eyemen! (Merch coming soon)
All hail the orb!

What’s the orb?
You know? Orbism?
by Nymph✨ October 19, 2023
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Orbism

The amazing religion of the orb, the all seeing eye. Eyemen! Orbism has all of the things a good religion needs, nuns, a warshipable god, a reasonable set of rules, and the most reasonable of all…. Orbism has a believable story.

Core Beliefs:The All-Seeing Eye is the eternal and omniscient deity, watching over all aspects of existence.Followers of Orbism believe that the eye's constant gaze is a symbol of vigilance, truth, and enlightenment.The eye is seen as a neutral observer, not intervening directly in human affairs but guiding through subtle signs and revelations.Orbists emphasize the importance of introspection and self-awareness, as the eye symbolizes self-reflection and self-improvement.The Eye's tears are considered a symbol of compassion and empathy, encouraging followers to practice kindness and help those in need.
Practices Meditation: orbists practice meditation as a means to connect with the All-Seeing Eye and gain insight into their lives.
Observance: Followers believe in the significance of observing the world around them and interpreting everyday events as messages from the eye.
Rituals: There are annual rituals where Orbists gather to reflect on their actions and seek guidance from the eye through symbolic ceremonies.
Art and Symbolism: The eye is a central motif in orbist art, serving as a reminder of their deity's constant presence.
All hail the all seeing eye!
The all seeing eye?
Yeah the all seeing eye? Like orbism?
by Nymph✨ October 19, 2023
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Orbisculate

1 to accidentally squirt juice and/or pulp into one’s eye, as from a grapefruit when using a spoon to scoop out a section for eating.

2 to accidentally squirt the inner content from fruits, vegetables and other foods onto one’s face, body or clothing, or onto that of a person nearby.
“Why are you squinting, dear?” “It’s nothing. The grapefruit I was eating just orbisculated into my eye.”
by kidduninkindonuts September 30, 2020
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Roy Orbison

Rock and roll singer and songwriter with distinctive voice, highly regarded by the likes of Elvis Presley and Bob Dylan. Perhaps best known for "Only the Lonely", "Crying", and "Pretty Woman". Many of his songs focused on his emotions and feelings and had a slight tone of vulnerability, in contrast to the more masculine rock n'roll image at the time.
Stagnated in the 70's but returned shortly before his death in '88 with "You got it".
Roy Orbison was one of the greats
by John1001 October 26, 2014
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orbisculate

When a citrus fruit squirts your eye. The story was reported on both NPR and the CBC show "As it Happens."
My grapefruit orbisculated when I pushed a spoon into it this morning.
by Web Slinger March 3, 2021
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