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one eyed 

To Be One Eyed, Meaning To Be Highly Intoxicated Where A Person Has To Shut One Eye To Get A Proper Visual Of His Or Her Surroundings Eg. Text Msgs, Door Handles, Girlfriend/Sister. An Act Most Commonly Found In The Tulsk Region Of Roscommon,Ireland.
Dave Is One Eyed Already. Ginger Tom Cant Find His Coat He Is That One Eyed. Gleeson Is Going To Get In A Row He Is That One Eyed.
one eyed by Goggins April 28, 2008
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One Eyed 

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...
Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed
One Eyed by diamondmanizzle3 March 1, 2014

one-eyed 

Inbred, from a very remote place, and/or extremely ignorant. The logical extension of the notion that the more inbred one is, the closer-set their eyes.
My car broke down in such a one-eyed town that nobody'd ever even heard of a Kia.
one-eyed by Logastella July 28, 2008

One-eyed 

The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.
somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.
One-eyed by Harry J. Hahr January 12, 2018

One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

one-eyed-bed-snake 

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..
The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

One-Eyed Bill 

When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.
I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill
One-Eyed Bill by Jem Bot August 19, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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