OMGWTFPWND 

An expression of extreme excitement. Literally means "Oh My God, What The Fuck, PoWNeD". With powned being an expression derived from "owned". This expression is often used in the world of gaming.

Guy1: Dude, I just sniped some n00bs head from like 500 yards away.
Guy2: OMGWTFPWND! XD

OMGWTFPWND by Repsac2712 October 14, 2008

omgwtfpwnage 

Extreme pwnage, pwnage that was not seen coming, pwnage that will leave the pwnee wondering "WTF JUST HAPPENED!?" in which you will respond. "Pwnage"

Guild Siel: OMGWTFPWNAGE!
Guild Aurellio: Did you just two-shot that rogue!?
Guild Siel: Yah my pyroblast and fireblast both crit!
Guild Aurellio: Poor guy never stood a chance.
Guild Derrex: Ding! 30!
Guild Caitis: SHUT UP!

omgwtfpwnage by Jose Cruz July 20, 2008

omgwtfpwnt 

Omgwtfpwnt is considered "L33TSpeak and can be broken down into three smaller words:
OMG = Oh my God
WTF = What the fu*k
and finally (and most universal)
PWNT = Pathetically Owned with T on the end(used world wide by gamers)

Whizkid gets shot in the head by UBERPLAYER33!
UBERPLAYER33 says: OMGWTFPWNT!!!!!!!1!11!1!

omgwtfpwnt by Astr1x January 12, 2008

omgwtfwjd 

Oh my god what the fuck would Jesus do

To be used in a situation in which you do not know what to do, but Jesus would. Ex. "OMGWTFWJD! That lady just got mugged!"

omgwtfwjd by Balls Motha Fuckin Mahoney January 24, 2008

omgwtfpwnage 

A severe case of wtfpwnage, usually either making you emit verbal utterance in suprise or finding yourself wtfpwned in a repeated fashion. If you do find yourself repetedly omgwtfpwned you simply loose at life.

I should also be noted that all types of pwnage are effectively a sliding scaled based solely on the one-up-manship of adding ever more abbreviations in front, no doubt at the time of publishing there will be a new term such as omgwtficantbelieveitsnotbutterpwnage .... damn.

Little Timmy was blissfully unaware of the omgwtfpwnage that awaited him when he got home from school as his parents had discovered the comatose hooker in his closet earlier that day.

omgwtfpwnage by el3nch November 9, 2008

omgwtfpwn3d 

used when you just got owned/pwned and it's hard to accept : you try to be leet/1337 in your defeat and exclaim the "omgwtfpwn3d". You can add "i am t3h suxx0r" if you are really drunk, otherwise, don't. Found on CS, UrT and L2

player1 : jejeje, n00b sukka, OS'd you P.O.S, xaxaxa !
player2 : omgwtfpwn3d
player1 : (uses shout channel) player2 is the biggest n00b around !
player2 : (uses shout channel too) player1 is the moron owning level 1 newbies...

omgwtfpwn3d by erfz0r December 25, 2007

omgwtfpwnbbq 

Act of pwnz0ring someone in any online game.

Ryan: what did you do last weekend?
Brian: i omgwtfpwnbbq'ed some n00bs
Ryan: pwnt.

omgwtfpwnbbq by Lvl3and Noob September 4, 2009