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omgwtfwt 

Boy 1: omgwtfwt?!?!?
Boy 2: Yo Momma
omgwtfwt by mirochaan June 18, 2008

omgwtfpwnage 

Extreme pwnage, pwnage that was not seen coming, pwnage that will leave the pwnee wondering "WTF JUST HAPPENED!?" in which you will respond. "Pwnage"
Guild Siel: OMGWTFPWNAGE!
Guild Aurellio: Did you just two-shot that rogue!?
Guild Siel: Yah my pyroblast and fireblast both crit!
Guild Aurellio: Poor guy never stood a chance.
Guild Derrex: Ding! 30!
Guild Caitis: SHUT UP!
omgwtfpwnage by Jose Cruz July 20, 2008

OMGWTFPWND 

An expression of extreme excitement. Literally means "Oh My God, What The Fuck, PoWNeD". With powned being an expression derived from "owned". This expression is often used in the world of gaming.
Guy1: Dude, I just sniped some n00bs head from like 500 yards away.
Guy2: OMGWTFPWND! XD
OMGWTFPWND by Repsac2712 October 14, 2008

omgwtfpwnage 

A severe case of wtfpwnage, usually either making you emit verbal utterance in suprise or finding yourself wtfpwned in a repeated fashion. If you do find yourself repetedly omgwtfpwned you simply loose at life.

I should also be noted that all types of pwnage are effectively a sliding scaled based solely on the one-up-manship of adding ever more abbreviations in front, no doubt at the time of publishing there will be a new term such as omgwtficantbelieveitsnotbutterpwnage .... damn.
Little Timmy was blissfully unaware of the omgwtfpwnage that awaited him when he got home from school as his parents had discovered the comatose hooker in his closet earlier that day.
omgwtfpwnage by el3nch November 9, 2008

omgwtfpwn3d 

used when you just got owned/pwned and it's hard to accept : you try to be leet/1337 in your defeat and exclaim the "omgwtfpwn3d". You can add "i am t3h suxx0r" if you are really drunk, otherwise, don't. Found on CS, UrT and L2
player1 : jejeje, n00b sukka, OS'd you P.O.S, xaxaxa !
player2 : omgwtfpwn3d
player1 : (uses shout channel) player2 is the biggest n00b around !
player2 : (uses shout channel too) player1 is the moron owning level 1 newbies...
omgwtfpwn3d by erfz0r December 25, 2007

omgwtfpwnbbq 

Act of pwnz0ring someone in any online game.
Ryan: what did you do last weekend?
Brian: i omgwtfpwnbbq'ed some n00bs
Ryan: pwnt.
omgwtfpwnbbq by Lvl3and Noob September 4, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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