Old boot 

A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.

"Wow, this dive is full of old boots."

Old boot by Bin thair November 10, 2015

OLD BOOT 

a vagina belonging to a very nasty looking woman.
(it most likely smells like an old boot)

-I can't believe you hooked up with that chick...
-yeah i regret it, she smelt like an old boot.

-(see's fat girl jogging)
-check out that sweaty old boot!

OLD BOOT by Cecil says August 6, 2011

Old Boot 

An affectionate form of address, usually said by a man to another man, indicating your level of comfort with that person is equal to that of an old, well broken-in boot (as opposed to a cramped, new shoe.)

Thanks for letting me borrow your car, and loaning me gas money.

No worries, old boot, we go way back!

Old Boot by Kushi-Kat March 13, 2012

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head 

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head by JP408 June 29, 2007

fuck my old boots! 

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)

1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"

fuck my old boots! by shagg nasty February 7, 2005

fuck my old boots 

anger and frustration

fuck my old boots lou.i need to smash you into orbit asap

fuck my old boots by leogets2007 September 17, 2008

Old school booty 

A THICK ASS.

DAMN. dat bitch gotta old school booty

Old school booty by jayyloving January 6, 2012