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Stiff Grain of Rice 

A micropenis that is erect.
Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

shoe full of rice 

"A shoe full of rice" is a phrase in the song The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe. In the context of the song, commonly assumed to be about a botched abortion and a girlfriend's suicide, "a shoe full of rice" seems to be a nonsequitor. However, the song's author explains that "a shoe full of rice" simply is symbolic of a wedding. In many traditions, wedding guests shower the bride and groom with rice/grains to represent fertility. Because of the abortion referred to in the song, there will be no wedding.

Here's a quote from the author of The Freshmen, Brian Vander Ark:

"STOP A BABY'S BREATH, AND A SHOE FULL OF RICE, NO. first of all, forget the NO. stop a baby's breath is just that. abort the baby. a shoe full of rice is a result of a wedding. so--stop a baby's breath AND then you stop a wedding. she's pregnant, get her to abort, and then there's no wedding."
"Stop a baby's breath, and a shoe full of rice."

Q: Hey, does anyone know what does "a shoe full of rice" means?
A: It's just supposed to symbolize a wedding; at some weddings, they throw rice.
shoe full of rice by cinderella_6 December 9, 2008

three grains of rice 

When you have no appetite, and feels as though three grains of rice will fill you up; contrasted with "opposite of three grains of rice" where one is ravenous and begins to ask others for their food.
I'm so three grains of rice, I barely made it through that third grain, one more and I'll vom! Or
I'm the opposite of three grains today, are you eating these stale saltines?

Not My Bowl Of Rice 

Bowl Of Rice

When you fuck a girl and cum in her belly button. Also, see variation on Urban Dictionary: Bowl Of Fried Rice
When Jeff Fucked That Girl, he gave her a bowl of rice by cumming in her belly button
Bowl Of Rice by Brad Moore September 26, 2005

Extra scoop of rice 

A phrase coined by Rollo Tomassi to describe form of mate guarding wherein a woman will deliberately attempt to make her husband or significant other physically unattractive to other women, by giving him more food, unhealthy food, or convincing him that he doesn't need to maintain is physique.
I think my girl is trying to lock me down bro. She knows I hate to waste food but, i've noticed she's been feeding me more carbs lately, y'know that extra scoop of rice on my plate.