O.O.F.A. 

Acronym for Object Of a Failed Abortion.
A very mean yet incredibly amusing phrase to apply to those you hate.
Pronounced: Oo-Far

"Look at that kid. He's well an O.O.F.A."

"God you O.O.F.A Get lost"

"This really annoying O.O.F.A really pissed me off today"

O.O.F.A. by Just a passer through October 11, 2007

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

S.P.O.O.F.A 

Spoiled Fat Ass; greedy, hungry, selfish, obese woman or man who get everything they want and sound like a pokemon

"hey, can i have some of your candy?"
"NOOO, it's mine."
"but you have like three bags"
"NOOOO, i'm hungry"
"whatever, you s.p.o.o.f.a!"
"huh?"

S.P.O.O.F.A by fatassstepdad December 23, 2009

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L 

Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off While Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

guy 1: did you see that n00b get pwnd
guy 2: yeah i was L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L
guy 1: you too!

L.M.F.A.O.W.R.O.F.L.O.L by Little Ninja April 4, 2009

L.O.F.A 

Noun. A female that "looks okay far away".

Guy One: Damnnn that girl is fineeee
Guy Two: Trust me bro I just came from that direction, she's a L.O.F.A.

L.O.F.A by yoosocki July 18, 2011

H.O.F.A.R. 

hard on for a reason

Damn that bitch is given me a hofar

H.O.F.A.R. by Anonymous December 5, 2002

S.O.F.A.  

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

S.O.F.A. by The Commodore October 17, 2008