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J.O.F.A.

Abreviation for Jacket Over Fat Ass.
Not to be confused with the hockey equipment worn by greats like Jaromir Jagar.

An abreviated form for jacket over fat ass that has worked its way into normal everyday use.
This term usually refers to women who are insecure about their fat asses and wear long jackets, mu-mus, ponchos, or any other ass concealing artical of clothing.
You all know a J.O.F.A., and many of you have had a drunken night or two banging the sweet jesus out of one.
Greg: Good lord Justin, check out that J.O.F.A.
Justin: Ya, I thought she was hot till she took off her jacket.
Greg: It's ok, 5 long island ice teas later and I could fuck her.
Justin: Make that 6 for me.
by Dedalus January 16, 2005
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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D.U.A.F.A.J.O.A.B.Y.W

D.U.A.F.A.J.O.A.B.Y.W means "Do us a favor and jump off a bridge you whore."
K: D.U.A.F.A.J.O.A.B.Y.W/j
O: thats harsh man
by pussytightpussycleanpussyfresh February 24, 2022
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J.A.F.O.

What does JAFO mean and why am I wearing a hat that says JAFO?
by el_bee June 10, 2006
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J.A.F.O

Acronym

JAFO

1. (Military slang) just another fucking observer.
"Hey J.A.F.O. Why don't you go find where the enemies location is."
by Archidamus December 16, 2009
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b.a.j.o.m.f.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.
by badassboy13 April 13, 2009
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