S.O.F.A.  

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

S.O.F.A. by The Commodore October 17, 2008

s.o.f.a. 

Sweater Over Fat Ass; when a fine girl ties a sweater around her waste to cover up her fat ass.

That girl is off the hook, but careful of that sofa!

s.o.f.a. by Jason July 4, 2003

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

S.P.O.O.F.A 

Spoiled Fat Ass; greedy, hungry, selfish, obese woman or man who get everything they want and sound like a pokemon

"hey, can i have some of your candy?"
"NOOO, it's mine."
"but you have like three bags"
"NOOOO, i'm hungry"
"whatever, you s.p.o.o.f.a!"
"huh?"

S.P.O.O.F.A by fatassstepdad December 23, 2009

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 

rolling on floor laughing my ass of scaring people

did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P by neobomb3r April 25, 2011