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I came up with this in the late 70's. An O.F. is an occasional fuck. Someone you have no real interest in because every time they opened their mouth nothing but stupid came out. But they were gorgeous, good in bed, but absolutely not to be seen in public with.

Please do not tell me that I saw you with him at the Elbow Room last night. I know that you were snot slinging drunk, but he's your fucking O.F. for Christ's sake!

O.F. by snarkyb. February 17, 2013

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O.F.

old fashioned, or commonly known as Old Fuck. This bastard is only 18, but acts like he is 85. He will tell you war stories and have no idea what the fuck he is talking a bout because the only action he has seen is in the great squirrel massacre of Plymouth Rock. When you come to visit him you will be greeted by what at first looks like a old man that has see his far share of shit, but no its a 18 year old in a pair of overalls chewing on a grain stock, rocking in a chair with a 12- gauge shotgun in his lap. Oh, what is that you hear? It's fucking old time country music, and we're not talking about Johnny Cash, we mean some real red neck I fucked my sister type shit. If you are sensitive person don't come around because he is just as ruthless as he is old, or so he likes to think. The last thing is that he can't eat his food warm. He enjoys his nourishment to be between room temperature and -30 degree F.

O.F.: man I remember back with this all used to be farm land
George: Shut the fuck up OF, your baby ass hasn't even hit puberty.

Mom: Eat your food while its hot.
Son: I like it cold
Mom: Wow you are so OF

O.F.: A squirrel, only if i hd my 12 gauge

O.F. by gregangrew September 18, 2014

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O.F.

Original Fairy.

That man is an O.F. switching hard as hell.

O.F. by Nipsyo10 January 25, 2010

O.F.I.M.

opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is over.

Me: Jim, Jim wake up , your going to be late for work.

Jim: O.F.I.M.

O.F.I.M. by wordygurl May 13, 2009

O.F.R.

Out Fucking Rageous: A song written and performed by the 80's band, Nitro.

O.F.R. -

"We are strong, we are one with the pack. Serious as a heart attack, Jack! Don’t look back.

Out Fucking Rageous!"

O.F.R. by American Metalhead January 22, 2010

O.F.P.D.

"Offending Fathers, Pleasing Daughters"
A guy who girls love but their fathers loathe

Ashton Kutcher in "Guess Who" is an O.F.P.D.

O.F.P.D. by Ivins Militia August 10, 2009

O.F.F.S.

OH for fuck sake

O.F.F.S. OH for fuck sake! My dog shit on the carpet, again!

O.F.F.S. by offs August 14, 2014

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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